February 2011
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
thisnigguhjordan:
But she caught me on the...
Exactly!! Lol. Finally, someone understands xD
I really fxcking hate when people accuse me of...
Like seriously STFU ! That’s just my personality!!
If I was fxcking flirting with you, I guaran-fxcking-tee YOU’D KNOW IT!!
January 2011
I'd slap you, but bitch that would be considered...
ms-basswaldorf:
There are three things a girl needs in life..
-LOVE to make her weak
-Alcohol to make her strong
-and a best friend to pick her up when both things make her hit the floor.
So, how did Bruno Mars know she had her eyes wide...
:3 Okay.. & Thanks xD Lol.
Ten day challenge
Ten Secrets
One: I don’t hate my biological father as much as I’d like to. He fxcked up but that doesn’t make me hate him, even if my mom does.
Two: I don’t really know if I want to be a lawyer. I’m only pursuing it because of my family.
Three: Sometimes I wonder if my mom married my step dad because it was convenient.
Four: I’m scared to tell my brother...
&& again xD
Done now x)
Anatomy Spam
Me & Alison <3333
Since MTV has been advertising Tumblr, we need...
kathyxl0ve:
butseriouslywhatisthis:
Reblog, they are coming…
Or just something like 5T4S so they have no clue what we are talking about.
5T4S it is!
i’m so serious. let’s do it. :’3
That awkward moment when you become a Super Saiyan
yeahleahgustas:
newdeezy:
Story of my life.
Jeez. I hate that.
DANIELLE IS SWITCHING TO FIRST PERIOD AP LIT ON...
On Valentine's Day:
malfoy-maniac:
dameduckie:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
i am perfectly fine with this arrangement
Last night
Before Winter Formal xP
During Winter Formal xD
& after x) *Lookin’ like a hot mess… smh. Lol.
-hewastheirfriend:
When someone insults me:
When someone insults Harry Potter:
Who decided that having boys at a slumber party is...
yeahleahgustas:
It’s not like we’re going to be sexing. I honestly just want to hang out with ALL of my friends and then go to sleep. Really close to THEM. Maybe with THEIR arm around me and our fingers laced. Or I could just hold on to THEM. Or not. You know…
~Just saying.
NOOOOOO!!! Boys only want ONE thing!!!! & regardless of what they say, it’s not snuggling xD Lmfao. ~Be a...
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
sunshine-thin:
just about died. LOL
The best excuse. :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
OH LOL
Before Winter Formal xD
fromthepacificc asked: Thanks for the follow girlllll:) names vickeeey.
My instant reaction when I hear Chris Brown's...
ohmygerrika:
Every time someone mentions 2012...
bornandraisedbyhypocrites:
I’m like, “you’re all gonna die…”
Then they’re like “wait, what about you?!”
“Bitch, I’m a motherfucking Killjoy! I’ll still be around in 2019.”
No one understands…
Winter Formal is tonight !!
things I think about in the hallway at school
why are these girls talking so damn loud ?
why are there so many people -,-
Can this girl move any slower?
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAAAAAY
why are you walking so slow?
WHY IS THERE A LINE TO GET UP THE STAIRS
stop trying to walk cute. nobody has time for this.
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STOPPING TO TALK RIGHT NOW?
IF I GET MARKED LATE I’M GOING TO SLIT YOUR FREAKING THROAT.
